Candy Cane Gnome
A holiday gnome with a mile-high striped hat and no concept of personal space. Guards shelves, mantels, and the last of the cookies.
A big, squishy mint beanie with a pom pom that has opinions. Warm enough for a blizzard, cheerful enough for a Tuesday.
Made fresh on request — same pattern, your colours, about 1–2 weeks.
The request form opens pre-filled with this creation — you can change any of it.
This one was born from a simple belief: if a hat isn’t slightly ridiculous, what is it even for? The bobble band is worked in half-double crochet so it stays chunky and holds its shape, and the body uses a simple stitch that eats yarn quickly and looks cozy doing it.
The pom pom is detachable. Some people want the pom. Some people want to be taken seriously. We support both journeys.
Made to order — pick your colour from the candy palette and it’ll be hooking along within about ten days. Sizes: small (52 cm), medium (56 cm), large (60 cm), and “my head is enormous, please help.”
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